38 Gameweeks – I Want to Beat my Son in English Premier League Fantasy Football


Can Cheeky field a full slate? – Gameweek 28

March 1, 2010

Cheeky Backheel apologizes for not updating her football score sooner. No, she wasn’t hung over from celebrating Canada’s exciting win in Olympic men’s hockey. The hockey universe unfolded as it should and Canada once again “owns” hockey. Cheeky is not a hockey fan (professional hockey she deems “thugs on ice”), but feared her citizenship would be revoked if she didn’t watch.

Anyway, back to the beautiful game. Cheeky managed to scrape together 44 points — not one of her better weeks. She’s still in first place, but isn’t happy with her drop overall. Drogba was a non-performer, of all things! Too many yellow cards sunk her midfield and defence scores. Bah! Son of Cheeky Backheel did even worse – 32 points. Annoying all round.

February 26, 2010

Well, Cheeky’s back is in worse shape than her team this week. Poor Cheeky. However, whenever she wants a boost, she looks at her scores — a little ray of sunshine. And then into every life must fall some rain, she looks at the schedule this week. Jeez. Four players out. Who to sell? Who to keep?

It’s probably a no-brainer to see that she has to sell Bramble (finally!) and probably Valencia, although that thought hurts. Time for Cheeky to apply her magic touch…that is, flipping a coin. Crossing her fingers and toes. Burning a photo of Ronaldo. Just trying to appease the football gods.

Ok, for better, but hopefully not for worse, my team:

Hart

Agger Dawson(Tot) RJohnson Dunne

Fabregas Pienaar N’Zogbia Duff Eagles

Drogba© Bent

Bench: Sorensen  Evra Dunne Rooney


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